If i were stranded in the wilderness?

If i were stranded in the Canadian wilderness i feel i would survive.The reason i would survive is because i could make friends with the animals. Because i am stranded with my luggage i would pull out my blanket and make it into a fort.  I would grow seeds for food so that i would not starve to death. I would also have my nail polish makeup a mirror and my phone so i cant be bored and so i can call somebody to pick me up from the wilderness.